More things that can be stanced, but shouldn't:

"Group B-raaaaaaaaaap!" (AbarthGuy) 01/15/2014 at 16:56 • Filed to: Stance Nation

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Another great !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! today. But it got me thinking about stance in general, and the idea of aesthetics vs. function. I have compiled a short list of things that can be stanced, but shouldn't.

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HELLAFLUSH DINETTE SET

NO FAT CHICKS, TURTLE WILL SCRAPE

CHECK OUT MY SLAMMED MARTINI GLASS, BRUH.

(I know I'm going to hell for this...)
CHECK OUT OSCAR P'S SICK CAMBER, YO

For Sweden > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 01/15/2014 at 16:58

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Oscar can really shoot out of the blocks with that camber.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > For Sweden 01/15/2014 at 16:59

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And movie star looks, too. He's a real lady killer.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 01/15/2014 at 17:00

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All it takes is a starting pistol, and he's gone.

philipilihp > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 01/15/2014 at 17:00

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The dining set is pretty awesome though. Surprisingly comfortable, eating on the floor, too! Plus, getting a seat back is a bonus. Most traditional asian dinner tables don't offer those.

I have, however, seen some faux low-slung ones in restaurants in korea, where they look "stanced" but actually are benches that have leg room carved into the floor.

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 01/15/2014 at 17:00

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Since I've already ruffled enough feathers, let me fire one last shot as my answer: this list could be a lot more compact if you just left it at nothing, including cars, should be stanced.

/duckscoversrunforhislife

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney 01/15/2014 at 17:02

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Much like the fervent arm-chair patriots who believe open carry is the best way to protect the Second Amendment of the US constitution, so to does stance remind us that just because you can do something, doesn't mean you should .

Stance gets a lot of detractors on this site because it mainly caters to driving enthusiasts, not car show customs enthusiasts. I wouldn't go to Stance:Nation and expect everyone to agree with me that a brown turbodiesel manual wagon in entirely stock trim is the greatest car in the world.

Textured Soy Protein > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 01/15/2014 at 17:05

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Tuckin tire.

Orange Exige > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 01/15/2014 at 17:50

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My fave.

File this under things that can be stanced and should be stanced ;)